You say that you want to restore America's honor? Wonderful! Let me help you! When exactly did Americans lose their honor? Did they lose it when a black man was elected President? Or did they lose it when the Republicans first voted for their own self-interest rather than for the American people? Did we lose it ten years ago, we elected a man of Bush's exemplary paragon of intellectual caliber? Did we lose it when Obama tried to save the country from total economic collapse with a stimulus, or did we lose it when Bush the Younger destroyed an economic surplus, and gave us a deficit, compounded with two unnecessary and unaffordable wars, a housing bubble, Guantanamo, and the worst economic disaster since The Great Depression? Did we lose our honor because we finally have a healthcare system that is a good beginning for the many poor who will be needing it in the years to come? Or did we lose it when businesses began to downsize, and outsourced jobs abroad for cheaper labor? Did we lose our honor because some people did not like the way President Obama handled the Gulf oil spill, which incidentally started through the criminal negligence of BP and Transocean? Or did we lose it during the Bush administration's inexcusable and atrocious response given to Katrina? Or was it when FEMA became gutted and privatized by Bush? Did we lose our honor when the Democrats saved the auto industry, or did we lose it when we stopped building things in this country, and now depend on cheap slave labor from abroad? Mr. Beck, we need to restore our honor, it's true. But you are far wide of the mark on the cause for restoring our honor. You speak of fluffy generalities like "faith, hope and charity," But your rally was funded by men who lied, cheated, stole and killed for money. I thought we turned the corner on January 20, 2009. We are trying to restore our nation's honor. You just don't want to see it!
Dear Mr. Beck:
The usual.
Hi there. It's been a weird few weeks around here. I've been looking for a job, and I finally found an agency with a really nice person who is helping me improve my resume and learn lots of good pointers for interviews. Not that I was exactly smacking people on the head with staplers before, but it's always good to refresh things once in a while. I am already very grateful to this person and her company.
What is with this Beck craziness? Could it get worse? It probably could... the Black Robed Regiment, what the heck was that? Oh my goodness... I did not exactly detect a vast wave of love and mercy flowing from the events I saw on the news. I admit I didn't get to catch a lot of it on C-Span, which is a pity, because I love C-Span's all-day coverage of big events. I didn't record it, either. Sorry. I do like to watch crummy things, sometimes, just so I appreciate good things by comparison. Beck says his rally was apolitical (my *ss), and that it was religious (no, just no, we don't have an official religion and he is far away from any of the good religious people that I know). I miss the day he got appointed to anything, so he stinks on both counts. All I know is, the mood of the country seems to be even worse, so Beck couldn't be further from Dr. King's message if he tried. Did you miss that 'bringing people together' thing the day they taught it in school, Glenn? Driving a wedge between people, as Beck does, is completely the opposite of what Dr. King said. Beck brought together *his kind of people* to tell you that *only his kind of people* can save you. That is not like Dr. King. Wake up.
I've been thinking about moving away, but would that be good? Is it better, at this point in my life, to throw in the towel and say that I just want to get a small place somewhere and be quiet and spend my life relaxing and ignoring everything else? Get a bicycle and a cat... um, the cat can stay home... Well, after I get a job, that is. I'm not making any plans *yet.* Once everything else is squared up, though, maybe it's time to just get the good soccer channels and talk to the plants. I don't know. I'm pretty tired of *ssholes like Beck telling me that I'm useless. You know what it is? I do not like his narrow-minded idea of what a society should be. I have this wacky idea that America belongs to everyone, and that if it hasn't yet been what you want it to be, you can make it that, because you are here. You have that right. Here's a crazy idea: what if we loved everyone?
We don't really have the same radio stations that we used to, with few exceptions, so maybe I'll make up my own podcast and call it "Rocktember!" or something, and give away a hat. I don't know. 
Well, see you later.
Let's see how complicated Republican conspiracies can be!
Glenn Beck is Crazy!!!
Glenn Beck is Silly!!!
Glenn Beck is an Idiot!
So is Black Beck!!!
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Somewhere in Bizarro World or Htrae, Glenn Beck, or Kceb Nnelg is a "sane" man!
Take Up Thy Staff And Follow Him!
Recently it came to light that Glenn Beck's new novel The Overton Window is rather similar to another crappy novel Circumference of Darkness. It seems that the reason for this is that the ghostwriter of Beck's novel, Jack Henderson, also wrote Circumference of Darkness. Now a correspondence has been found from an angry Glenn Beck to his hired hack. Apparently Beck thought he was buying a new novel to put his name all over.
From Lee Camp/Huffington Post It is comedy, but as is said, comedy must have truth behind it to be funny!
Well, that can't be read, here is the link:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/lee-camp/leaked-glenn-becks-angry_b_639207.html
Yah see, I even got the horns of light in too!
The Messiah Is Here! And He Admires That Satan John Lewis!?
Moses Has Come Down From The Mountain!
THIS IS THE ONE CALLER THAT GLENNY BOY DOES NOT WANT ANYBODY FROM THE LEFT TO HEAR!
When I went for an interview not too long ago, there was a radio on in the office of the company - and wouldn't you know it, the Rush Limbaugh show was on. Yep. Sigh...
I also recently interviewed (and apparently didn't get the job) with Clear Channel, which owns the local talk station. More than half of their shows are conservative. They do have the George Noory show, and some cooking and sports shows on the weekends.
In the gym that I go to, there are a bunch of TVs in the room with the cardio equipment, and one of them is always tuned to Fox News. I try not to look at it, and sit near the one that has the baseball channel.
Rush Limbaugh must still be on his honeymoon, because the even-lamer-than-Rush substitute was on the air instead. As you would expect, it was the same bile-spitting crud. Why is it supposed to be 'Communist' and such because the gov't wants to pay for elderly and poor people to be able to go to the hospital? I mean, come on, don't these people even know the definitions of words? Communism means a particular type of government, focused on state ownership of property, not a plan to pay older people's medical bills. It's like saying a goat is a type of chair.
For the zillionth time: the gov't is not offering to outright buy the entire health industry. Yet Glenn Beck thinks there's going to be a bloodbath and Armageddon. Speaking of hospitals, will somebody put him in one? Dang. That fella puts giant wind tunnels to shame.
I am somewhat entertaining the notion of going to the library and reading through Glenn Beck's upcoming sh*tty book 'The Overton Whatsis,' by the way. It sounds like it is going to be really, really, really bad. I could use the laughs.