Literal-minded illustration I sent along to Mama with a Beaver Stack item she did on Tuesday.
I figured I’d post this appalling 1988 shot of me in slutty Chanel ultra-red lipstick & my TeeVee eyelashes to make Steph feel better about the Wolf-girl pic from her 70s yearbook.
Pre-digital amateur photography was hard on a girl!
A little more than 17 years ago, I was at the mall picking out a tuxedo for my brother's wedding. Which left my wife to wander through the mall.....
She found this tuxedo kitten and they immediately bonded. So he HAD to come home (so she said).
This was his first night in his new home. He didn't have a name yet, I think sometime during the night we were watching Gilligan's Island, so I started throwing out names like "Gilligan", which became "Little Buddy", then eventually Buddy. He ends the night all tuckered out in the lap of The Rabbit. ETA And I didn't realize until I uploaded this that we're all watching "Leave it to Beaver". Buddy seems to be getting into it.
My wife and I both got "tuxedos" that night. I miss him so much.
Felix & Dmitri, the Beaver Reporter’s only progeny.
Ladies and gentleman... I am proud to proclaim that I, Ken in Cleveland, am the 1st Official Citizen of Flavin!!!
While uploading pictures I broke 2000 points here on StephSpace and my status changed from "Official Member" to "Official Citizen of Flavin." (Cue Fanfare)
Now I eagerly await my crate of box wine, beaver pelts and man-sized dog.
I'm pleased to present my late breaking montage about Carrie Prejean's firing as Miss California. I utilized lot's of news clips, Prejean's phone conversation with Billy Bush, The Donald, the recent SMS drop of Paul Lynde's "Beaver Face" & Miss Teen NC all set to the Jimi Hendrix tune, "Fire." There are also a few familiar SMS / SFX drops for good measure.
Hope you like it!
Your good, nice, humbly stupid pal in Cleveland,
Ken
P.S. I'm on vacation and it rocks.
Thanks to ShaneO for finding the episode "More Blessed to Give", here's the infamous "I hope you weren't too hard on the Beaver" with the scene introduction and Ward's response.
Thanks to ShaneO for finding the episode "More Blessed to Give", here's the infamous "I hope you weren't too hard on the Beaver"
Oh. My. God... I've lietened to this about 6 times since I got out of work!!!
Jim was at his absolute finest today! The Arnold Vs. Christian was HI-Larious and the Posickle Story by Sir Sean... Sweet fancy Moses! I was crippled by laughter this morning. I seriously had to stop my fabulous data entry while I scooped myself up off the floor!!!
The 1st hour of todays show was quite possibly one of the most entertaining hours of the SMS ever!
Other highlights...
Not only did they play my contribution from the early 80's UK kiddie band, Mini Pops, performing "Walking on Sunshine" but Mama and the Mooks cut loose with the incredible "Beaver Stack" contribution from Julie in Seattle. Always the cunning linguists, Steph, Jim and Chris blasted us us with water-spewing Beaver goodness! Great job to Julie for finding a genuine pearl in the clam we call the "news."
The Adam Smith interview was cool too. As a history nut and rehabilitated Civilization player, I really appreciated Chris's joke about Adam Smith, the 18th century economist & philosipher!
Okay. I'm going to go and try and make song that makes fun of that douche nozzle, Spencer from the celebrity show that Angela just got booted from. That ain't right.

The way this search result is formatted it makes the paper appear to have a staff beaver.
Like Ms. Sontamayor, I graduated Phi Beta Kappa & went to law school.
She's gonna be a Supreme Court Justice; I'm the official Beaver News Reporter of the Stephanie Miller Show.
Imagine how proud my mother must be!
It looks like the Beaver Stack has made it's way to Olbermann's show!
Thanks to Julie in Seattle for tipping me off to this clip from WDIV (The "Dive?") in Detroit.
I played the clip a few times at the end so you can savor the glory!!!
KP
Midway through the solemn obituary of Dick Beaver of Beavertown, Jim says something that sends Chris over the edge. You'll hear the steam building, a huge wheezing noise, and Chris having to put some space between him & the microphone.
When he does this, I forgive him all his toolish tendencies...
WHAT? Beavers like carrots- just saying.